Hello ladies my name is E.J. I’m 9 years young and 100% super cow dog. I think E.J. stands for “Extra Juicy”, but it really stands for “Elmer Junior”. I spend my days & nights just looking for a good time, protecting the women folk, and acting like a wild zoo animal. My motto is… If you can’t bite it, eat it, or have sex with it, well then… pee on it. I have many talents like… fetching the morning news paper, catching Frisbee, and shredding cardboard boxes that the UPS man delivers (the bigger the boxes are, the better). The UPS man is my sworn enemy and one day we will meet in mortal combat… may he rest in pieces (RIP).
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