I'm Keli, and I'm either a knot-head or a blue heeler. I thrive on blueberry pop-tarts. There's no reason I shouldn't be the center of attention, since I was born a princess and sleeping on the couch 'til noon is my birthright. I live in Humboldt County, California, USA-with my servants Susan, Tianne and John. Tianne may be my sister since we think and act alike (see "princess" above), but as she is a human I treat her like my slave anyway. I'm a year old and find it easy to learn virtually any new task in 5 minutes, but humans lack originality (shake? oh, come ON!). I like to run like the wind, ride in the pickup, rescue Timmy from the well, and camping. Swimming is kind of so/so-I am a dog, not a fish. As patient as I am with the two-leggers, one thing to remember- never, ever touch my rear feet or bother me mid-nap. Despite those few grouchy moments, I am a lover and will cover a face with gooey dog-kisses.
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